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Unisex zip hoodie

Unisex zip hoodie

Regular price $64.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $64.99 USD
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This retro throwback hoodie is perfect for those who want to escape our nightmarish reality and return to a simpler age. Back before everyone had a supercomputer riding shotgun in their pocket. Back when we drank from garden hoses and dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail was always a possibility.

Featuring all new artwork from the Deluxe Kickstarter Edition of Discount Dan, this thing is loud, brash, and about as subtle as a brick to the teeth. But it’s also cool AF, and all of your friends will secretly be jealous. Especially the HOA President. “Yeah, Gary, I am rocking this badass hoodie, so what?” Plus, it’s as eye-searingly bright as a road flare, so no one is ever gonna lose you in a crowd again.

• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside
• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders
• Double-lined hood
• Moon patch on the inside of the back
• Tear-away care label
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs
• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details

Size guide

Size Label A B C
2XS 18 ⅞ 25 ⅝ 21 ⅞
XS 19 ¾ 25 ⅝ 21 ⅞
S 20 ½ 26 ¾ 22 ½
M 21 ¼ 26 ¾ 23
L 22 ⅞ 28 23 ⅝
XL 24 ⅜ 28 24 ¼
2XL 26 29 ⅛ 24 ¾
3XL 27 ½ 29 ⅛ 25 ⅜
4XL 29 ⅛ 30 ¾ 25 ⅝
5XL 30 ¾ 30 ¾ 25 ¾
6XL 32 ¼ 30 ¾ 26
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