Unisex zip hoodie
Unisex zip hoodie
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This retro throwback hoodie is perfect for those who want to escape our nightmarish reality and return to a simpler age. Back before everyone had a supercomputer riding shotgun in their pocket. Back when we drank from garden hoses and dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail was always a possibility.
Featuring all new artwork from the Deluxe Kickstarter Edition of Discount Dan, this thing is loud, brash, and about as subtle as a brick to the teeth. But it’s also cool AF, and all of your friends will secretly be jealous. Especially the HOA President. “Yeah, Gary, I am rocking this badass hoodie, so what?” Plus, it’s as eye-searingly bright as a road flare, so no one is ever gonna lose you in a crowd again.
• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside
• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders
• Double-lined hood
• Moon patch on the inside of the back
• Tear-away care label
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs
• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details
Size guide
| Size Label | A | B | C |
| 2XS | 18 ⅞ | 25 ⅝ | 21 ⅞ |
| XS | 19 ¾ | 25 ⅝ | 21 ⅞ |
| S | 20 ½ | 26 ¾ | 22 ½ |
| M | 21 ¼ | 26 ¾ | 23 |
| L | 22 ⅞ | 28 | 23 ⅝ |
| XL | 24 ⅜ | 28 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 26 | 29 ⅛ | 24 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ½ | 29 ⅛ | 25 ⅜ |
| 4XL | 29 ⅛ | 30 ¾ | 25 ⅝ |
| 5XL | 30 ¾ | 30 ¾ | 25 ¾ |
| 6XL | 32 ¼ | 30 ¾ | 26 |
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