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The Harmacist

The Harmacist

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Dweller 0.3911A – Harmacist – Store Manager (Blighted) [Level 11]

Eight years, a hundred thousand dollars’ worth of student loans, and for what? For working in the back of a glorified gas station, ten hours a day, five days a week, slinging pills to a bunch of ungrateful shitheads who treat them like part-time McDonald’s burger flippers? Here they are, attempting to do a little good for the world by distributing life-saving medicines to anti-vaxxers who believe they’re secretly agents of the deep state.

Such is the life of a Harmacist.

A few years in retail made these guys homicidally crazy long before the Blight ever touched ’em. Jaded by the worst that humanity has to offer, Harmacists are as dead on the inside as you’re about to be on the outside. Armed with disease bombs and dirty syringes, they sow contagion like the European rats of 1347. These mean sons of bitches know the human body like the back of their gloved hand—they are doctors after all—so choose wisely before facing off against these avatars of disease and disillusionment…

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
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