Obey the HOA

Dweller 0.241055A – The HOA – Home Overlord Association (Blighted) [Level 55]

The HOA isn’t just a boss. It’s a system. A tyranny.

A reminder that the true horrors of life aren’t found in dungeons or darkness—they’re found in the fine print of the beige-painted abyss. The HOA is every unspoken rule, every passive-aggressive note, every soul-crushing meeting where hope goes to die. It’s apathy. It’s the monotony of your life weaponized, and physically embodied as a shambling, three-story-tall architectural monstrosity cobbled together from suburban houses and the corpses of its unfortunate members.

As in real life, the HOA doesn’t just dominate the neighborhood—it rules it with an iron fist. It broadcasts an all-encompassing psychic aura of authoritarian micromanagement that forces lesser creatures, infected by its spores, to fall in line.

You’ll try to resist, of course. Everyone does at first. But the HOA is insidious. Eventually you will comply, coerced through exhaustion and sheer convenience. “Just follow the rules so you can get through this,” you’ll find yourself thinking. “It’s easier if you just obey.” And then, one day, you’ll look in the mirror and realize you’ve become part of it: a cog in its perfect, sterile, despair-filled machine. And if you dare to break any of its unwritten rules, the HOA WILL know. And it will judge. Oh, how it will judge.
Remember, Sunnysiders: Trust the HOA. Obey the HOA. We are always watching. Always listening. The signal never sleeps.

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