Super Slammer of Shielding
Rare Artifact
Type: Reusable, Daily
Uses: 2:00 Minutes Remaining
Time Until Reset: 12 hours, 13 minutes
The Super Slammer of Shielding is a rare magical Artifact that summons a mostly impenetrable dome of arcane power, capable of protecting all those within its confines from physical, arcane, and elemental attacks.
The Super Slammer of Shielding can be used for two minutes per day, though those minutes and seconds do not need to be consecutive. The timer resets at exactly 12:00 AM Newfoundland Standard Time (NST). Why Newfoundland Standard Time? Because fuck you, that’s why.
To activate the spell, throw the Slammer against the floor and recite the forbidden Arcane Incantation: “Let’s Pog!”
To deactivate the spell, simply pick the Slammer up and utter the sage words of old: “That’s so ’90s!”
