Discount Dan Mythic-Grade Hoodie

This retro throwback hoodie is perfect for those who want to escape our nightmarish reality and return to a simpler age. Back before everyone had a supercomputer riding shotgun in their pocket. Back when we drank from garden hoses, collecting Beanie Babies seemed like a realistic retirement strategy, and dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail was always a possibility.

Featuring all new artwork from the Deluxe Kickstarter Edition of Discount Dan, this thing is loud, brash, and about as subtle as a brick to the teeth. But it’s also cool AF, and all of your friends will secretly be jealous. Especially the HOA President. “Yeah, Gary, I am rocking this badass hoodie, so what?” Plus, it’s as eye-searingly bright as a road flare, so no one is ever gonna lose you in a crowd again.

• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside
• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders
• Double-lined hood
• Moon patch on the inside of the back
• Tear-away care label
• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!