Discount Dan – 5 Count Sticker Pack

With this five-count Discount Dan Sticker Pack, you can deface pretty much anything you want. Slap ’em on your laptop, your suitcase, heck, put ’em on your baby*... Okay, maybe don’t put them on your baby. But also, I’m not gonna tell you how to parent. You do you. Included in this sticker pack is Croc and Pooh, an 8-bit Healing Zima (guaranteed to regrow your spleen**), “This is the skin of a killer, Dan,” Holographic Variant Research Division Logo, and Classic Croc Face.

*James Hunter and Discount Dan are not responsible for any sticker-baby-related injuries.

**Healing Zima sticker will not, in fact, regrow your spleen. Do not try to eat the sticker or blend it up into a fine, drinkable paste.