{"product_id":"reversible-croc-plushie","title":"Reversible Croc Plushie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**This item is part of our Kickstarter and will not ship until we start fulfillment of physical rewards.  To see the status of this campaign, see the updates on the Kickstarter page \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.kickstarter.com\/projects\/shadowalleypress\/discount-dan-mythic-grade-hardback-edition\/posts\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI think we can all agree that Croc was always destined to become a plushie. Yep, just a completely real, totally normal plushie filled with regular ol’ stuffing, and not meat, tentacles, or suspicious mouth-orifices. You have Discount Dan’s personal guarantee that it absolutely isn’t alive or watching you sleep, and it definitely won't try to eat you—\"because friends don’t kill, eat, or dismember each other. This 8” reversible plushie let’s you flip between Croc’s loveable doggo form and its slightly more concerning tentacled, murder-machine form. Equal parts adorable and terrifying, this little guy is perfect for cuddling in bed after drinking anywhere between six and twenty-four beers or while curling up with a copy of Twilight on a rainy afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Discount Dan's Backroom Bargains","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43398676414558,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/8116\/8734\/files\/Croc1.avif?v=1790099462","url":"https:\/\/discountdan.shop\/products\/reversible-croc-plushie","provider":"Discount Dan's Backroom Bargains","version":"1.0","type":"link"}